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the gogos

no kidding

Posted on 2008.06.03 at 11:49
HERE. HAVE THREE SEMI-DIRTY JOKES.

WHY? WHY NOT...

FUNNY? MAYBE.

THEY SURELY WON'T BE THE WORST THING YOU CLICK ON TODAY.


A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... "I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter, and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang," and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly."

 

Q. What do ninjas and soft-core porn stars have in common?

A. You never see them coming.
 


The Chicken and the Egg are in bed.

The Egg's dragging on a cigarette.

The Chicken crosses its wings, looks away and says, "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!"

 

Comments:


day_eight
day_eight at 2008-06-02 20:15 (UTC) ()
ROFL.

It took me a couple seconds to get the last one. Durrrrr. XD
formative
formative at 2008-06-03 22:40 (UTC) ()
I still don't get it? >_>

Edit: Nvm. It clicked the second after I posted the comment. *facepalm*

Edited at 2008-06-03 10:41 pm (UTC)
Gogo
gogo_ergo_sum at 2008-06-06 04:50 (UTC) ()
<3

Wish we could claim these jokes as our own. Am glad you found them amusing. The last one was def the best of the bunch.
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